Mar 10 2010
F&#*%-Head Cat
My toilet is leaking, so I keep a container under it to catch the drips. Actually, I turn off the water 90% of the time, because I like to believe I am some how conserving. Anyway….
I’m using one of those plastic containers that the creme puffs from Costco come in, so it’s a pretty big container. If I forget to empty it, there can sometimes be about 100 oz of water in there.
The cat lives to knock it over. The more water in it, the better.
I have damp bathroom rugs most of the time now. I have actually started smacking him if he comes within 3 feet of it. (Note that I am usually sitting on the throne, unable to move rapidly when he comes in the bathroom)
I would just like to remind everyone that THE CAT IS NOT MINE. Every animal in my house belongs to someone else, yet they all think of me as mom.
Actually, the cat doesn’t think of me as mom. The cat thinks of me as staff.
